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My Big Fat Ass Strikes Again

March 19, 2011

CD 17.  So far, I have one follicle that’s at 14mm.  Unfortunately, it’s been that size since my CD15 ultrasound.  My average ovulation day has been CD26 (across 10 cycles), but my range has been anywhere from CD15 – CD 32.  I guess it’s still early days for my body.  I made sure to find out which ovary had the follicle (left side), so I know which ovary to curse out sing songs of beautiful encouragement to.  From here on out, they want to see me everyday.

Parental Discretion Advised

Unfortunately, I think perhaps the neighbouring buildings saw a little bit tooooo much of me today.  I was shown into a new ultrasound room today, once I hadn’t been inside before.  It was on the outside of the building, and had large, airy windows, covered by venetian blinds for privacy and curtains to cut the light.  The stirrups were perpendicular to the window, up against the wall, and there was only perhaps ten inches between them.

After the technician left the room, I hopped off the table, and tried to squeeze my way between the stirrups and the wall.  This is where the shame-face occurs.  My bare ass caught on the edge of the blind, pulling both it and the curtain away from the window.

Yes, I flashed the world my naked butt.  I’m sure the poor office worker across the street, quietly sipping her coffee and daydreaming about the coming spring, glanced out of her window and beheld the crater-marked full moon.  I can only imagine her jaw dropping, and a trickle of Timmy Ho’s Best running down her chin (after all, she’s Canadian, and it is Roll Up the Rim Time).

Not that I stopped to peek out the curtain to check if anyone saw me.  I was too busy laughing said exposed ass off to bother.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 19, 2011 2:01 pm

    Haha, too funny. I am totally picturing that!

  2. March 19, 2011 5:18 pm

    Ha! What a way to make a visit to the dildo cam funnier.

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